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NY POST 1, NY DAILY NEWS 0 - Copyranter
Journalism, folks!
It’s embarassing that this made the front page of more than one paper. I just gotta say it, I can’t be the only thinking this… HE’S A MAN. He was locked up in a house for a long period of time. Of course he would be wanking. Your boyfriends, fathers, brothers, sons, nephews, uncles and male friends would be doing it too. THEY DO do it daily as it is. It’s a man thing. He was a degenerate, but not because he masturbated.
Ridiculous.
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What is going on here…..
Well now.
Just what the high holy hell is going on here???
This is actually the most fucked up thing ever. Note the child grabbing the dad’s bits, while he laughs.
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Cops Bust Homeless Woman for Sending Child to School
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A homeless woman from Bridgeport has been arrested for enrolling her 6-year-old son at a Norwalk elementary school.
Tonya McDowell, 33, is accused of stealing $15,000 — the cost of her son’s public education —…
What in the ever-loving fuck is this shit?
That’ll show her! Hardened criminals like this are fucking up our streets! School, indeed! Like, THAT ever helped anyone’s situation! /sarcasm.
I hate humanity I hate humanity I hate humanity I hate humanity
^ This woman was trying to do something to improve the life of her child? WE BETTER ARREST HER JUST BECAUSE SHE’S HOMELESS. Fuck that shit.
(Source: caraobrien)
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As a girl who feels uncomfortable using “slim” tampons this is frightening.
Ok but guyssss, am I losing it or are all of these in HER DISH WASHER. O_o Who washes their dildos in the dishwasher (If you do, don’t answer that, I don’t want to know.)
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Sir Lancelot ordering up his office supplies
Vomit inducing yoga pose
Grandpa always sucked in goal
Fuck yeah, sealing deals and ripping the seams
Babyface Killah
Oh I’ve been looking for a photo of a homeless guy licking a lollipop for ages…
These ice cold pimps be bustin’ perps all day in these sweet rides
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lmfao my life.
SERIOUSLY. I usually don’t reblog things with spelling errors out of principle, but SWEATY?
CHEER UP SWEATY??
(Source: itsashleyjohn)
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I was just doing laundry…
I put my clothes in the machine, and then put my money. I took too long to choose a cycle, so it chose HOT WATER.
FUCK ASJDFKLJA LSKDFJALS; DFJLKADSFSAD.
So I had to take all my clothes and sort through it all and figure out what could go in hot water. I had like, 6 items.
The rest had to go in the over crammed other washing machine…those fucking clothes aren’t going to get washed properly because nothing can even move.
Little things, man. I’m so irritated.
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Kickass Cookies of the Day: Becky Bakes’ insta-legendary Oreo Stuffed Chocolate Chip Cookies.
Somewhere, Big Bird is mourning Cookie Monster’s untimely death by head explosion.
(inb4 yo dawg, deeper, all the way down.)
[akaymayday / deathofapig / unlikelywords.]
Is this the real life?
I want this so badly. It would be so melty and delicious. Alas, baked goods are the devil. I cannot have these.
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