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Posts tagged richard

Jun 9 '11

Richard graduated today!

I took the day off to go to his convocation, it was a great ceremony! And we got some really nice photos too, which makes me happy!

2 notes Tags: graduation convocation college richard life

Jun 3 '11
I am thinking of walking Cosette down to the liquor store…
— Richard, before I explained to him how much like a crazy hobo that would make him.

Tags: cosette alcohol funny umm hobo homeless silly alcoholic Richard richardisms

Apr 17 '11

Richard has gone for a job interview!

Like, a grown-up job, a “I graduated from college and am putting my new skills to work” job, oh my god, please let him get it.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

Everyone concentrate your positive energy this way!

3 notes Tags: richard job interview work interview good luck

Mar 7 '11

Rich’s ex-gf just emailed him.

Saying “Oh hey I saw you at the bar the other night” blah blah blah. Thing is, I was there at the bar with him, grinding away on him all night. She was probably watching us half the night.  I feel creeped out.

Girl, why you be emailing him after all this time, after YOU cheated on HIM? Trying to become a part of his life again?

Tags: life drama richard gif silly girl

Feb 27 '11
Yep. It’s frigging HILARIOUS.
:)

Yep. It’s frigging HILARIOUS.

:)

10 notes Tags: corset lingerie funny richard coquette halter

Feb 27 '11

After showing Richard my new corset...

  • Rich: Where are you? Show me!
  • Shannon: I'm over here, come look.
  • Rich: Oh, funny.
  • Shannon: FUNNY? OH, FUNNY? Would you like me to do a card trick for you now?
  • Rich: There is more than one definition of funny.
  • Shannon: Mmhmm....
  • Rich: Funny, like interesting.
  • Shannon: If you tell me my corset is neat, I'm going to punch you.
  • Rich: ....
  • Shannon: Seriously? Funny?

Tags: funny richard richardisms richisms what are you talking about corset lingerie

Feb 21 '11
Throw in some PBR, an iPhone and the glasses.
These guys are now shoppers at American Apparel, am I right?
(Kudos to my code monkey Richard for the photoshop job)

Throw in some PBR, an iPhone and the glasses.

These guys are now shoppers at American Apparel, am I right?

(Kudos to my code monkey Richard for the photoshop job)

2 notes Tags: richard photoshop hipsters hipster fashion hipster glasses iphone pbr pabst blue ribbon

Jan 27 '11
davereed:


Back to the future, trilogy by Hexagonall

via justinrampage

this one is for Richard, my density :)

davereed:

Back to the future, trilogy by Hexagonall

via justinrampage

this one is for Richard, my density :)

706 notes (via cornballer & justinrampage)Tags: back to the future artwork trilogy movies richard

Jan 23 '11
Last night, I had a dream that I was watching tv about a church, and they were giving out communion. But the wafers were too dry so they served them with nacho cheese.
— Richard, my darling atheist boyfriend.

2 notes Tags: dreams dream richard rich communion church nacho cheese funny well that's just weird

Dec 7 '10
My boyfriend said that on our first date “My glasses made me look artsy and intelligent,” and he said I looked beautiful in my specs.
Take that!
…that drawing is totally delightful though, gotta say!

My boyfriend said that on our first date “My glasses made me look artsy and intelligent,” and he said I looked beautiful in my specs.

Take that!

…that drawing is totally delightful though, gotta say!

(Source: iloveyoulessthanpunk)

375 notes (via lizonyourface & iloveyoulessthanpunk)Tags: richard glasses pretty vision art silly

Nov 26 '10

My body. It hurts.

So I was walking in the movie theatre parking lot yesterday, and I did a serious faceplant (hum the benny hill music as you read the following list, for effect).

  • Scratched glasses
  • Huge bump on forehead
  • Tore a bunch of skin off my nose
  • Sprained my left pinky finger
  • Bruised my left elbow
  • Tore about 50% of the skin off my knee

So I was bleeding in multiple spots and crying and all a mess last night waiting for HP to start, although seeing that movie again made me feel better until, you know, when our little buddy died, and then I was sobbing again.

ANYWAY. I woke up this morning and true to pain’s bastardly style of being 100x worse the next day, I can’t bend my knee. I cannot bend my pinky finger and it’s sticking out farther than the other fingers. My nose is all scabby and awful looking, and it hurts to lift my arm up  all the way.

I have to do a bus trip tonight with work, and it involves loading up like 7 wheelchairs or something onto a bus, bending down and locking them to the floor in four spots each with tethers. FUCK. How they expect me to do this is, is beyond me.

1 note Tags: harry potter deathly hallows movie richard benny hill faceplant work

Nov 6 '10

REASON 100000000 I LOVE RICHARD

He’s gone all day doing an assignment with his classmates, and I miss his face. They went to Harvey’s to get food, and he bought me a milkshake and made them drive all the way over here just so he could drop it off and give me a kiss.

SWEETEST BOYFRIEND EVER.

in the past week he’s bought me roses, a kitten and now a milkshake.

I am lactose intolerant be he knows that chocolate milkshakes from Harvey’s are like Johnny Walker black label to him. Just. so. good.

Tags: richard best boyfriend ever monkey johnny walker harvey's chocolate lactose intolerant love sweet love

Oct 28 '10

Richard bought me a KITTEN!

For our two year anniversary, he surprised me with what I’ve been wanting for about 6 years now….a kitty! She spent an hour sleeping on my chest earlier…I am so in love with her! She is nine weeks and is already litter trained. It’s been a stressful day for her though, leaving her family, and going to Richard’s parents’ house, then coming here.

Her name is Cosette, but we’re going to call her Coco for short.

Tags: cat pet richard kitty kitten adorable sweet awesome cosette coco les miserables les mis

Oct 18 '10

I’m Sorry Tumblr!

I’m losing my evening again to Minecraft! I should be done The Hanging Gardens maybe tomorrow? I need Rich’s help with waterfall issues, but he’s not here right now (playing Risk with his work buddies). I can’t wait to show you all my creation…once it’s done!

In the mean time, sorry for neglecting all my bloggy friends!

In the meantime, enjoy the music I’m enjoying!

Everything from Against Me! to Queen to Wyclef Jean to Ella Fitzgerald.

Love-love-love

Insanity-Laughs

Tags: grooveshark music minecraft the hanging gardens richard risk against me! queen wyclef jean ella fitzgerald

Sep 24 '10

The Supper of Champions

  • Me: What do you want for supper tonight?
  • Rich: I was thinking beef jerky and some whiskey sours.

Tags: richard richisms wtf umm whiskey sours alcohol